Welcome to Avocados and Truffles, my new blog about experiencing the most amazing sex with a pretty amazing person. My sexual partner is the one who actually inspired me to start this blog. Today, in fact. He is on his way to creating his very own new blog about something, shall I say, more "meaningful" while mine is certainly aimed to be on the lighter side. Rather than directing my own sex tape (although it still looks like a good prospect for the future), I've decided to take this blog on as my "baby" to share some of the greatest real-life erotica tales. Enjoy!
Have you ever tasted something so amazing that you've wanted to tell everyone just how great it is? Meanwhile, you're busy trying to hide this lucky find in the back of you're seemingly accessible refrigerator? Well, as a compromise, I'm willing to share the recipe--and I guarantee (and not in a cheap $9.95 + tax and S&H way) that you will bring so many new incredible ideas and tricks into your 450-thread count sheets (Hmmmm...sheets. We'll talk about those further in a future post).
Each of the 150+ times he has climbed inside my internal walls, I feel like he reminds me of the reason why he receives the honorary title of "The Man Who I Wish Deflowered Me" some odd years ago. He is somehow able to take me to places I've never been before, all without leaving the comfort of his bachelor pad's queen-size bed.
In addition to Ethan, Avocados and Truffles will be driven in part by the reactions offered by readers, and these interactions will ultimately enhance the quality of A & T and shape the overall direction. I really want for my readers to be engaged in all of the future posts. Please feel open to leave me tips (maybe I can even try them out on Ethan) or to leave comments that elaborate on something new you may have tried as a result of reading an Avocados and Truffles post.
About Me
Like many women, I love using a classic Sex and the City example to classify my style and personality:
I'm fortunate to have Carrie Bradshaw's voice of reason, Samantha Jones' spice in the bedroom and love for PR, Charlotte York's conservative exterior and hopeless romantic wish list, and Miranda Hobbes' career-minded and (sometimes) cynical views of relationships and men who desires nothing more than to balance all of my loves in life.
About "Ethan"
You see, to me there's nothing sexier than a man with unmeasurable swagger, who's well-traveled, brains, down-to-earth personality, and a freak (not a hoe, though). He represents all of these things, and more. So now you see why I said I'm trying to keep the refrigerator under lock and key, because these women out here are so hungry.
Today's News
Ethan and I have currently made a pact: we will abstain from sex for the next 16 days (until December 4th). I'll keep you posted and let you know how we're going with our goal. Let the countdown begin. Maybe one of these days I'll convince him to sign on and "play" with the readers, but for now I guess that'll all be up to me.
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